After not needing to wear a tie for several years I seem to have become rather fat in the neck, this being brought to my attention today by wearing a tie. I didn’t need to wear one, the colored shirt and slacks with jacket was working fine for me until “white shirt” came along. I suppose it is my own fault really, see I invited white shirt to work with me so of course where white shirt goes tie must also come otherwise white shirt simply becomes “dude without tie”.
It is now 4:06 and I think blood flow to my brain area has significantly decreased in the last forty five minutes, this seems to have resulted in my lack of enthusiasm to work.
As I see it my only choice is to loosen the tie so to restore blood flow to the brain area and continue working past five o’clock, this ensures no conflict between tie, white shirt, neck and brain area and work can continue.
